THE NEST
large objects. large decisions.
EMOTIONAL SUPPORT FEEN (BODY PILLOW)
$54.99Dosage100%
THE VOID PUZZLE (1,000 PIECES)
$34.99Dosage100%
SCROLLY IS ALWAYS WATCHING (SHOWER CURTAIN)
$59.99Dosage100%
THE SHRINE BUNDLE
$299Dosage100%
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the full index of bad decisionsEvery SKU currently stocked in the nest — large objects. large decisions.. Pick a specific dose below, or drift into a neighboring aisle further down.
- EMOTIONAL SUPPORT FEEN (BODY PILLOW)NE-01 →
Fifty-four inches of companionship. He will never leave you. He physically cannot.
- THE VOID PUZZLE (1,000 PIECES)NE-02 →
1,000 pieces. Zero image. One cyan piece hidden somewhere near the middle. You will finish it anyway.
- SCROLLY IS ALWAYS WATCHING (SHOWER CURTAIN)NE-03 →
Seventy-one inches of serene observation. He watches. He approves. He whispers: just one more.
- THE SHRINE BUNDLENE-04 →
Everything. The pillow. The altar. The flag. The curtain. A decision you will defend at parties for the rest of your life.
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more ways to regret thisTHE ALTAR OF THE STIMULATED (7 CANDLES)
$129Dosage100%
FEEN'S LUCKY TICKETS (50-PACK)
$19.99Dosage100%
CRASH SLEEP MASK
$19.99Dosage100%
CASINO CARPET AIR FRESHENER
$9.99Dosage100%
SINGLE SAINT CANDLE
$24.99Dosage100%
THE DECISION BALL
$24.99Dosage100%
THE CRASH BLANKET
$49.99Dosage100%
CANNED DOPAMINE
$14.99Dosage100%