THE GAS STATION
impulse wrongness, under $15
CASINO CARPET AIR FRESHENER
$9.99Dosage100%
CANNED DOPAMINE
$14.99Dosage100%
DOPAMINTS
$7.99Dosage100%
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the full index of bad decisionsEvery SKU currently stocked in the gas station — impulse wrongness, under $15. Pick a specific dose below, or drift into a neighboring aisle further down.
- CASINO CARPET AIR FRESHENERGS-01 →
Smells like you were up to something. Current formula: cherry (disappointingly). The real formula is in development. We are sorry in advance.
- CANNED DOPAMINEGS-02 →
A factory-sealed can of the moment before. 0mg dopamine. 100% anticipation. Do not open it. Opening it is the whole mistake.
- DOPAMINTSGS-03 →
Breath mints. Placebo flavor. Clinically proven to be mints.
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more ways to regret thisTHE ALTAR OF THE STIMULATED (7 CANDLES)
$129Dosage100%
FEEN'S LUCKY TICKETS (50-PACK)
$19.99Dosage100%
CRASH SLEEP MASK
$19.99Dosage100%
EMOTIONAL SUPPORT FEEN (BODY PILLOW)
$54.99Dosage100%
SINGLE SAINT CANDLE
$24.99Dosage100%
THE DECISION BALL
$24.99Dosage100%
THE CRASH BLANKET
$49.99Dosage100%
THE VOID PUZZLE (1,000 PIECES)
$34.99Dosage100%