THE ALTAR
light them all. feel nothing change.
THE ALTAR OF THE STIMULATED (7 CANDLES)
$129Dosage100%
SINGLE SAINT CANDLE
$24.99Dosage100%
THE OFFICIAL FLAG OF ONE MORE
$34.99Dosage100%
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the full index of bad decisionsEvery SKU currently stocked in the altar — light them all. feel nothing change.. Pick a specific dose below, or drift into a neighboring aisle further down.
- THE ALTAR OF THE STIMULATED (7 CANDLES)AL-01 →
Seven parody devotional candles. Saint Scrolly, patron of one more. Saint Ping, patron of the unread. Saint Feen, patron of the pull. Light them all and feel nothing change.
- SINGLE SAINT CANDLEAL-02 →
One saint. Choose your patron. Collect the rest. You will collect the rest.
- THE OFFICIAL FLAG OF ONE MOREAL-03 →
Three by five feet of allegiance. Crest: crossed levers, three cherries. Motto: UNUM AMPLIUS. Pledge accordingly.
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CRASH SLEEP MASK
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CASINO CARPET AIR FRESHENER
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EMOTIONAL SUPPORT FEEN (BODY PILLOW)
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THE DECISION BALL
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THE CRASH BLANKET
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CANNED DOPAMINE
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THE VOID PUZZLE (1,000 PIECES)
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