THE CRASH SECTION
for the morning after
more from the crash section
the full index of bad decisionsEvery SKU currently stocked in the crash section — for the morning after. Pick a specific dose below, or drift into a neighboring aisle further down.
- CRASH SLEEP MASKCR-01 →
see you on the other side.
- THE CRASH BLANKETCR-02 →
for the morning after. the only soft thing we sell that admits why.
spiral into another aisle
more ways to regret thisTHE ALTAR OF THE STIMULATED (7 CANDLES)
$129Dosage100%
FEEN'S LUCKY TICKETS (50-PACK)
$19.99Dosage100%
CASINO CARPET AIR FRESHENER
$9.99Dosage100%
EMOTIONAL SUPPORT FEEN (BODY PILLOW)
$54.99Dosage100%
SINGLE SAINT CANDLE
$24.99Dosage100%
THE DECISION BALL
$24.99Dosage100%
CANNED DOPAMINE
$14.99Dosage100%
THE VOID PUZZLE (1,000 PIECES)
$34.99Dosage100%